June 5, 2014
Today was... interesting. I have been embarrassed many times in my life, but not quite like today. So I got some new ballet shoes, but before it was too late I realized I forgot my tights. "oh well", I thought. "I'm sure it is no big deal". We were practicing on floors that are old, rickety and have seen better days. I was obviously delusional.
Today HAD to be the day that we did tons of floor barre work. We spent a ton of time on the ground stretching and what have you. You see where I am going with this don't you? Well, I had been feeling lots of pain in my body, so it was hard to differentiate a specific problem. By the time I had gotten out of class and started running down the stairs to get to my car, I felt a stabbing pain. Where? You guessed it; my rump, my gluteus maximus, my badonkadonk. Call it what you will, it hurt like the dickens.
I had come to find out that I had gotten splinters in that area! I had no idea that was possible! The longest one was an inch and a half long! It was ridiculous! I felt like an idiot, but it was quite a story. It took me forever to get them out. Nevertheless, they were extracted and I have learned a painful lesson. I just don't think it had to be so harsh of a lesson. But sometimes the Lord has to smack me upside the head to get a point across. What a miracle!