Monday, May 5, 2014

May 5th-The Miracle of Flatulence

May 5, 2014

Let me premise this by saying that I am a bit infantile when it comes to humor. Today while I was at work, I got to take some of my clients to their institute class. This is a religion class that is offered for anyone and everyone who wants to take it. It is awesome! Well, my clients were really rowdy today. They were laughing at everything and being silly. It was quite amusing.

When we began the class, the teacher asked if one of my clients would pray. They obliged and as they went to stand up, in the deafening silence, the wind broke with an outrageously loud bit of flatulence. This wasn't just any fart my friends, no. It was the funniest thing I have ever heard exit the human rump in my life!

The whole class erupted in a fit of laughter. The teacher of the class was in tears he was laughing so hard. I could barely breathe! It was so funny. Eventually the real prayer happened and the class was great but it was a miracle to be able to laugh it out. What a miracle!

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